Six Feminist Hairstyles For Summer: From The Donita To The Lupita

We’ve already spent some time discussing cunt coiffures, so what about good old-fashioned head hair? Try out one of these sharp feminist cuts to bring the heat AND beat it during the summer months:

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The Wangechi

Screw a purse. Keep your keys in an airtight orb above your head. Long-haired cats take note – bigger buns are better.

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The Tristan

Serving stern and salacious secretary realness. If showering and the occasional blow-dry gets you off, this slick bob easily transforms business to pleasure. A summer classic.

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The Jenny

Military bitch. In line and looking fine, but be prepared to get up close and personal with the clippers.

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The Lupita

Mostly for the really really really ridiculously good looking.

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The Soo

Cool on top, toasty on the sides. Sweat may pool in your eyes without your furry safety nets, but it’s worth it for the extra eyeliner space.

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The Donita

If you cut your own hair with kitchen scissors you probably don’t give a fuck what season it is. Sweat in it, smoke in it, cum in it. Tease the shit out of it or leave it flat and greasy. It’s just fucking hair.