September Slut of the Month: Kit

Slinking across your screens as September Slut of the Month is Kit, purveyor of pleasure at the Museum of Sex, body positive sexologist, and cunt connoisseur. She opens up about her innermost convictions and cravings below:

I am: A body positive sexologist, feminist, and cunt connoisseur on a mission to rule the world.

By Day: Making America Cum Again at the Museum of Sex. Known as the Sex Toy Goddess, I am Lead Sales and Merchandising, so I discover great toys and then sell them to you. Also known as the woman who makes your male partner obsolete (according to men boys).

By Night: Making Myself Cum Again.

My Vices: Seducing misogynists and turning them into my subs, copious amounts of gin, Versailles, and my ass.

My Virtues: Outliving men, my sex toy collection and unrelenting advocacy for human rights.

The Present: Fat. Sexy. Indomitable.

The Future: I shall have my own sex store that promotes sexual freedom, exploration, and understanding while still being fat, sexy, and indomitable.

Favorite Flavor: Anything rose and the blood of bystanders.

Favorite Feeling: Making a man orgasm through anal play, and conversations when my mother and grandmother talk to me about sex and their bodies.

Favorite Fabric: The ocean. There’s no other fabric I’d want to cover my body with than the blanket of the sea. I have such an affinity for it; to be nude in the sea, the only fabric on my skin is that of the water.

Substance is: Taking up space.

Style is: Taking up space unapologetically.

Slut is: Trying to formulate a response to this all I heard in my head were the many words that society has used alongside “slut” in attempts to injure and silence me. Abrasive, cunt, perv, whore, bitch, fat, obnoxious. I fucking accept and embrace every one of those words. I am deliberate, sexually liberated, loud, and my mere existence is resistance. I am a slut.