October Slut of the Month: Taylor Irezumi

A model, artist, writer and cemetery stalking Kinderwhore, Taylor Irezumi is our October Slut of the Month. This animal-loving vvitch is practiced in the art of internet magick and has been blocked by Donald Trump on Facebook — which is one more reason why she’s a fitting pre-Samhain slut for us. Read on to learn about Taylor’s witch hut goals, the future name of her vagina, and her dedication to self-knowledge.

I am:
● ♀E V O L + VV I T C H | T R A $ H + Q U E E N
● ♀IRL Dumpster Fire
● ♀Intersectional Feminist
● ♀Myers Briggs ENTP
● ♀Two BA degrees and one National award
● ♀Internationally Published (Model/Writer/Artist)
● ♀Unapologetic & unrefined activist/poet
● ♀Buddhist/Hindu/Witch Hybrid
● ♀All of those pictures circulating the internet of Shia Leabeouf watching his own movies ? Yeah, I took those. You’re welcome.

SOME FUN FACTS:
● 1. Analingus Giver (it’s not just 4 boiz)
● 2. Mitt Romney blocked me on Facebook
● 3. Donald Trump blocked me on Facebook
● 4. I once saved a passed out man by pulling him from a fire
● 5. I have an active Neopets account
● 6. I once witnessed a murder
● 7. Seventeen magazine steals my tweets
● 8. I once cried while watching an ice cream commercial

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By Day: In a coffee shop, writing and stealing internet while wearing a fake wedding ring and a wig.

By Night: Walking through cemeteries and abandoned houses with ghost hunting software, catching EVP’s of some sexy ghost boys and ghouls, doing spoken word poetry at a cafe, cutting and pasting excerpts from outdated psychology books regarding feces into my sketchbook, drinking cosmopolitans at art galleries, planning out intricate conversations that I will never have, listening to Gangaji recordings, or dazedly listening to Coast to Coast AM.

My Vices: French accents, French cigarettes, and a French attitude

My Virtues: If I see someone or some animal lonely, cold, or hungry, I instantly turn from a hardcore witch-bitch into Mother Teresa in a soup kitchen. I cant count how many wonderful people or animals I have housed over the years (don’t tell my landlord!) I also try to chant Sanskrit daily, light ceremonial fires, and read Goddess devotionals whenever I can.

The Present:
-Doing rap squats in front of a tombstone with the last name ‘Slutts” on it
-wearing a shirt that says “Thank God for Abortion”
-using up all the toilet paper
-using my English degree to abuse grammar and punctuation how i pLeeeez!!!!!11
-using my art degree as a napkin
-Thinking about naming my vagina “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligiri”
-Writing Poetry/Prose
-Chanting Sanskrit
-Making Conceptual Art
-Saying cheesy jokes for my own enjoyment
-Fixing everything with superglue
-psychoanalyzing strangers and catching them off guard when calling them out on their demeanor
-Seeing UFO’s constantly
-Live tweeting about your shitty hair cut

The Future: I would really like to eventually live in a witch-hut in the middle of the woods, hanging dried herbs from my ceiling and having black dogs do my bidding. I’m still waiting for Hecate to get her real estate license though.

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Favorite Flavor: Cis Male Tears

Favorite Feeling: Crying to every Lady Gaga video in existence.

Favorite Fabric: Silk slip on my body, combat boots on my feet.

Substance is: The tentacles of a squid or the gooey center of a mollusk.

Style is: Kinderwhore with a NYC 90’s club flair.

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Slut is: The kind that has gone through hell and back and does whatever they can just to get by. A fighter by birth and choice. Someone who can reclaim their sexuality over and over no matter how many people have tried to take it away from them. Someone who cuts the toxicity out of their life, but not until after indulging in it for their evolutionary need of rebirth. Someone who is unabashed to fulfill their needs regardless of the taboos that may be held against them because of fetishes or any other human urge that’s been deemed socially unacceptable (as long as it harms no one and is within full consent). Someone who can hold strong convictions but just as easily let them go when they are proven wrong instead of giving in to a cognitive dissonance. Someone who doesn’t know who the fuck they are and is constantly searching to grow more but understands that life is a paradox and the more they learn about themselves the less they know — and that is completely ok.

Snapchat: TaylorIrezumi

Photo Credits: Cody Weber; Taylor Irezumi (Abortion Tee selfie)