Hot Tub Whore Machine: Finally, A Porn Parody For Metal Sluts

I’m a sucker for a good porn parody. From Pulp Friction and Edward Penishands to Dawn of the Head, a good X-rated spoof can simultaneously skewer mainstream Hollywood, mock pornographic tropes, and (hopefully) have you dripping in under 30 minutes.

Enter Hot Tub Whore Machine, a metal slut’s liquid dream and the latest release from the OG punk rock purveyors of porn, Burning Angel. Picture this: you’re masturbating in your hot tub, minding your own clitoris, when suddenly you bust through the space-time continuum into a hot hair band gang bang in the ’80s. There’s plenty of spandex, leather, long hair and fake tits to tease ‘n please any pop metal fan, and brazen star Vyxen Steele’s sexy/silly mugging is sure to melt your, um, parts. I only wish it were real, and it was happening to me. Watch the very NSFW teaser here.

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