Gag Gifts & BDSM Follies

There are few things more seductive than mocking Fifty Shades of Grey and its woeful misrepresentation of BDSM. Admittedly, it’s gotten a lot of ladies interested in kink that would otherwise run screaming from a pair of handcuffs, so there is that to consider. Whatever your take on the subject may be, E.L. James is milking her franchise for all it’s worth, and just in time for the holidays comes the latest release from the Fifty Shades empire: an official line of sex toys. Slutist got an exclusive wholesale catalogue with this stuff in it, and we screencapped a few choice pages for your viewing pleasure. If you’re stuck on what to get a Fifty-Shades-loving-lady in your life, one of these gag gifts just might do the trick. The “Totally His” soft handcuffs will keep you cozy in the winter months, and the “Spank Me, Please…Sir” spanking ruler can double as a bookmark! What’s not to love.

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And since we’re on the subject of perverting BDSM basics, it’s high time we shared this cheeky video on the subject by Libertine Video.