December Slut of the Month: Carly S.

We first encountered firebrand Carly S. one fateful October night at the Pleasure Chest. After learning about her unquenchable werewolf lust and her participation in an upcoming zombie porn on Tina Horn’s live Halloween-themed “Why Are People Into That?” podcast, we had to have her grace our sleazy screens as a Slut of the Month. Read on to get a taste of what life is like for this professional sexpert:

I am: Carly S. your friendly sexpert with the meanest resting bitch face.

By Day: Your typical dog mom who slings sex toys at the Pleasure Chest, and teaches sex ed workshops.

By Night: Chloe Venom, the sexy girl you wish you had next door, glorifying obesity and making smut.

My Vices: Decadent food, adorable clothes for my dog, strong coffee and even stronger vibration, and also a million shades of the same lipstick.

My Virtues: Being a perfect Christmas Elf and giving the best presents, cooking delicious decadent food for my friends, giving sex advice and being non judgmental, as well as my dry humor and making people laugh with my blunt jokes.

The Present: Being a Jack of all trades. Selling pleasure, one vibrator at a time at the Pleasure Chest. Teaching Workshops at the Pleasure Chest about pegging, pleasure, foreplay, etc. Writing sex ed advice and toy reviews at my blog Dildo or DilDon’t. Coming up with interesting flavors for my beef jerky company, and making smut as my sexy alter ego.

The Future: Who knows, maybe it’s running my own porn production company where I feature fat bodies. Or maybe running my own sex toy store with a cafe in it. Perhaps I’ll open a strip club where there’s no house fees. I’ll just keep doing what I’m doing and see where it lands me.

Favorite Flavor: Dark chocolate, bacon, steak, mashed potatoes with a ton of gravy! Anything rich and savory!

Favorite Feeling: Being warm and cozy in my bed with my partner, my dog, and Netflix.

Favorite Fabric: Fishnet, but I’m lusting after latex. I feel like my fat body would look amazing covered in latex.

Substance is: Taking other people’s feelings into consideration. Being a good person inherently and living life to the fullest to the best of your ability.

Style is: Wearing whatever makes you happy! I love squeezing my fat body into things that were absolutely not made for it. I love how my curves spill out of shirts made for small bodies.

Slut is: Being confident in knowing what you want. Unapologetically going after pleasure. Saying no and meaning it.