Slutist discovered Wolftits and Octopussy on a hot summer night in Bushwick and knew they had to be our first ever two-way Slut of the Month. We’ll let the duo speak for themselves, but if you’re confused, disturbed, or a little turned on, check out “Surf and Turf” at Slag Gallery now through August 24th for more…
Wolftits & Octopussy.
Octopussy: A shape shifting, twirling free spirit, ready to embrace new adventures by sea and by land, providing no one tries to inseminate me.
Wolftits: A lone wolf, seeking friends and experiences; occasionally a berserker who murders her companions.
Octopussy: Sensually swimming, slinking through schools of fishy admirers.
Wolftits: Heavy hearted howler singing to the moon.
Octopussy: Taunting men, then running away before they get too horny, knock me up and I die. Balls-to-the-wall karaoke. Dentata chewing gum.
Wolftits: Sexy cars. Playing rough. Cuddling. Going in for the kill too soon. Chasing squirrels and my own tail. Digging holes. Puppies.
Octopussy: I’m a great hugger, unless you come at me with a stiffy, and I am always couture.
Wolftits: I’m an excellent bushwhacker and I know my way around the engine of a car.
Octopussy: I am dead, bitten by a rabid, titty friend.
Wolftits: Alone again.
Octopussy: I am a ghost, specializing in the tease. My spirit is hunted like the legendary Sasquatch.
Wolftits: I’ll drift from pack to pack. I’m likable at first but too unpredictable for long term relationships.
Octopussy: Huge, slurpy oysters.
Wolftits: Warm blood and huckleberry ice cream.
Octopussy: Twirling my way out of a dangerous situation.
Wolftits: The chase.
Wolftits: Faux fur.
Octopussy: Thick, juicy tentacles full of protein, tough enough to withstand the most brutal tenderizing.
Wolftits: Shiny black fur, big sharp teeth and a heart full of ecstatic howls.
Octopussy: Sleek, and full of suction with multiple pleasure centers. And a vagina dentata for sea enemies.
Wolftits: Flirtatious but very functional. Furry bits, silky tits and sturdy boots.
Octopussy: Mutable and free, reincarnating each time wiser and sexier.
Wolftits: Not afraid to take a big, juicy bite.
Video stills from Surf and Turf by Rebecca Goyette and Julia Oldham, runtime: 35:43. 2014