7 Haiku About One Night Stands

James

Oh desperation
I rode you drunk and panting
Right outside the church

Tim

Our weeks of waiting
Turned fast to disappointment
When you put that there

Rick

Kept boots laced backseat
Fugitives fogging windows
His first, in a car

Julie

Felt like a frat boy
Since I let you service me
At least with a smile

Kris

I think I threw up
Don’t take it personally
You’re still pretty hot

John

Panties to the side
The first after your divorce?
Part with a high five

Dan

Onscreen it just seemed
To be so much bigger, right?
(He still spent the night)

 Main image: Hokusai. The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife, 1814.